Monday, July 13, 2009

Ideas!

A mother, married already 4 times, who can't seem to remember the name of her fifth husband.
A son who announces his imminent release from jail with "change of address cards"
A father, brilliant, yet bumbling at times. He decides one day to repave the driveway, using the car as a steamroller to set the gravel. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, backkkk an' fortthhhhhhhh.
A black sheep cousin who lives in Arizona - waiter by day, host of a astrological cable access show by night. He calls himself "astro-fag" and make plentiful use of chiffon and back-lighting. "The cards tell me that there's a big ole planet moving into your galaxy. Well, my goodness, can you believe it's uranus?"
A woman who decides that she has dreamed all of history and tries to remember it all so that she can tell all when she wakes up.
A personal assistant who works for an A-list Hollywood couple. They are neither as cool, down-to-earth and youthful as the public finds them.
A girl who remembers the fashionable parties her aunt used to give. Now they don't seem quite so fashionable. Maybe rawwwther sad.
The exhaustion a parent of an autistic child feels. Each day the same with small variations that 5 years after diagnosis, don't give any hope for a breakthrough. Tomorrow it will all be forgotten.'
A new mom

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